1. I eat breakfast at 7.30 and I have to wait for 12 o’clock, which means that I have to allow myself empty-stomached for nearly 5 hours.  It is not normal for me, and I feel terrible dizzy and queasy – not to mention super sleepy while I have to pretend that I am typing something.  In fact, I have nothing to do so I check my fs like about 10 times, fill out movie quizzes so now I know even though I have been a movie reviewers for 4 years but I don’t know the fact that John Ford once said ‘I make Westerns’.

2.I have to ask permission every time I go downstairs, otherwise a strange super skinny man with a body of a rack for drying clothes with the combination of his 80’s baggy pants and 70’s hem would feel it as violation of rules.  He deserves a position as headmaster of vocational and isolated school, because he has amazingly unattractive look combined with bad personality and an absolute fashion disgrace.

3.Nobody’s cute here.  This should go as number one point. 

Yeah I know God, I have to be grateful.  But right now, I am facing super critical intersection that about to change my life forever.  The one path may offer me financial establishment but I have no life, no community, and may end as a female frog in a coconut shell.  The other highly probably provide me a good CV resume, but they offer me no money a.k.a.  I have to be ready with a slight chance of ending up as 29 year old woman who is financially broke.  Why do I even still consider about the latter choice even though it has only one good point?  Because it is actually my dream, and I don’t want to look back in anger someday for not taking that path and prefer to stay in my comfort zone.  So which one I choose?  I don’t know.  Which one is better, living with regret of financially broke?  Paulo Coelho once said, “Waiting hurts.  Forgetting hurts.  But not knowing which decision to take is the worst of suffering.”  Indeed. 

1.Do the play-anonymous-call, so if you ask who’s calling, that retarded person will say, “Oh Gosh…how can you forget me?  You have any idea who’s this? Come on…”

First, it’s completely hoe-down, second, he wastes his own phone credits by stalling, and third, obviously that kind of person is a selfish bastard who doesn’t know how to appreciate other people’s time.  How if the person he calls is in the middle of driving or emergency situation, yet he has to figure out who’s calling and turn out that the moron caller is definetely a very unimportant person to be responded?

2.Wearing a written shirt that says something that you or your possession are actually not.  For example, she wears ‘My boyfriend is hot’ shirt but actually the boyfriend is not.  Or more pathetic is, she doesn’t even have a boyfriend.  What a delusional.   

3.Say, “Just imagine how much money he collects from a thousand car per day if one car gives him Rp. 100,-“ every time there’s a beggar.  What’s the point, anyway?  First, there is no way the beggar collects money from a thousand cars per day, and second, if you don’t feel like giving out money to the beggar, just kindly shut your mouth and do not try to make a joke out of the situation.  Third, if you make that analytical crap, are you trying to say that you are willing to make living by being a beggar, anyway?

4.Do the pre-wed photo shoot with ridiculous pose in the awkward place.  For example, you and your partner wearing a wedding gown in the middle of rice field, starring each other and TRY SO HARD to make a pose like cinderella or sleeping beauty.  It’s absolutely pointless, corny and idiotic. 

5.This goes to restaurants or café: when your customers order french fries of steak that has fries as complementary, please be more considerate by not only providing five or six bars of thin potato that are spreaded just to look plenty? I believe one potato can equal like fifteen of sixteen bars each and your customers have a right to eat adequately.