Manure!

By lippopotamus

Things that shouldn’t have been done (but still be done by stupid people):

1.Do the play-anonymous-call, so if you ask who’s calling, that retarded person will say, “Oh Gosh…how can you forget me?  You have any idea who’s this? Come on…”

First, it’s completely hoe-down, second, he wastes his own phone credits by stalling, and third, obviously that kind of person is a selfish bastard who doesn’t know how to appreciate other people’s time.  How if the person he calls is in the middle of driving or emergency situation, yet he has to figure out who’s calling and turn out that the moron caller is definetely a very unimportant person to be responded?

2.Wearing a written shirt that says something that you or your possession are actually not.  For example, she wears ‘My boyfriend is hot’ shirt but actually the boyfriend is not.  Or more pathetic is, she doesn’t even have a boyfriend.  What a delusional.   

3.Say, “Just imagine how much money he collects from a thousand car per day if one car gives him Rp. 100,-“ every time there’s a beggar.  What’s the point, anyway?  First, there is no way the beggar collects money from a thousand cars per day, and second, if you don’t feel like giving out money to the beggar, just kindly shut your mouth and do not try to make a joke out of the situation.  Third, if you make that analytical crap, are you trying to say that you are willing to make living by being a beggar, anyway?

4.Do the pre-wed photo shoot with ridiculous pose in the awkward place.  For example, you and your partner wearing a wedding gown in the middle of rice field, starring each other and TRY SO HARD to make a pose like cinderella or sleeping beauty.  It’s absolutely pointless, corny and idiotic. 

5.This goes to restaurants or café: when your customers order french fries of steak that has fries as complementary, please be more considerate by not only providing five or six bars of thin potato that are spreaded just to look plenty? I believe one potato can equal like fifteen of sixteen bars each and your customers have a right to eat adequately. 

 

 

One Response to “Manure!”

  1. dece Says:

    haha! so true, btw those poses are painful! thank god my friends didnt force me to stand still for them

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